Mitch McConnell… a GOP Bitch in Senate Leader’s Clothes

United States President Barack Obama nominated Merrick Garland to fill dead-and-gone jackass Antonin Scalia’s vacant Supreme Court Associate Justice seat. In doing so Obama called the GOP’s bluff!

Ha ha, you bitches!

See, Senator Orrin Hatch of Utah said the following to chump-ass conservative propaganda site Newsmax: “[Obama] could easily name Merrick Garland, who is a fine man,” before adding that “[Obama] probably won’t do that because this appointment is about the election. So I’m pretty sure he’ll name someone the [liberal Democratic base] wants.”

Oh, he won’t? You want some Sriracha sauce with that bowl of crow, Orrin?

Über-chump/turkey-neck Mitch McConnell got up on the stage after Garland’s nomination and had the gall to quote the informal Biden Rule as his rationale for kicking Merrick Garland to the curb; the idea being by quoting from Joe Biden during his tenure as chair of the Senate Judiciary committee that’s his cover from Democrat salvos of “quit being an obstructionist bitch, Mitch!” However, there’s been no real governing to speak of since McConnell and the other Republican chumps took control of the Senate and therefore the entire government. The so-called GOP Leadership is acting like, “How dare Obama try to do any government business during an election year; we’re not, so who does he think he is?!”.

The GOP are hoping that Trump or Cruz wins the presidential election in November, and that one of those maniacs will fill the Scalia’s vacancy. This s a massive political bet. And it’s going to backfire, because this election cycle has demonstrated without a shadow of a doubt what I’ve been saying for years – THE GOP ARE SOME BITCHES. None of their candidates — none — have the makings of a competent president; two election cycles in a row… and the GOP base can’t stand that the Tea Party hasn’t gotten shit down, the so-called governing McConnell smiled about like he was going to show us some real shit ain’t happened.

This fall the GOP has seven (7) Senate seats in play and the presidency is titled waaaay out of their favor, they’re going to fuck up and fuck up bad…. hopefully irreparably. We can almost see the party imploding each new week. This blocking of  Merrick Garland’s nomination just adds fuel to the fire that’s burning their house down. GOP appeals to disgruntled, poor white people and Southern fucks of all stripes, and their numbers dwindling. Watch Hillary Clinton select one of the Castro brothers (Joaqúin or Julian) to lock in the Latino vote, and it’s a wrap. You might say that Latinos and Hispanics aren’t a monolithic voting block like Blacks, so it’s not a “lock” if a Castro is on the ticket. But look at this way, a politician of ANY Latin American origin will unify the fastest growing cohort in the nation, because they want to see ANYONE who speaks Spanish in the spot next to the top spot — because that

Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) (Photo by Alex Wong/Getty Images)

Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) (Photo by Alex Wong/Getty Images)

means the presidency is within reach. After 8 years of Clinton, what’s the demographics going to be such that either Castro brother can run for president and easily win?

In other words, “bu-bye, Mitch, you bitch.”

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Apple’s ENIGMA Machine

A NAZI Enigma Machine

A NAZI Enigma Machine

The FBI and the Justice Department are doing their God’s honest best to compel Apple to do a carte blanche breach of the San Bernardino shooter’s iPhone 5, and Apple is refusing to comply with the warrant.

This is a good thing on Apple’s part.

But here’s a curious assertion about this critical case where battling terrorism clashes with upholding personal security and privacy. Former national security official Richard Clarke claimed on NPR this morning that the FBI could have cracked the terrorist’s iPhone by simply calling up the National Security Agency at Fort Meade and have them break the encryption; that the FBI fucked up with their initial attempts because the data could have been in the iCloud, which Apple can access. Clarke said the FBI, led by its crusading director James Comey, knows that the NSA could provide the solution for this case (i.e. crack Apple’s encryption), but that’s not what the FBI want.

What the FBI wants is to establish the legal precedence that these massive and extra-powerful tech companies will bend the knee to the U.S. government, to set the stage that tech companies are not above the reach of law enforcement… whether national security is at stake or not!

There’s not enough being discussed about this actual rational to the Apple iPhone Warrant case, particularly, in the wake of the Snowden revelations concerning the NSA illegally spying on citizens in the US and around the globe.

The problem with the FBI’s desire is that if Apple bows to its pressure, then China and Russia and North Korea and Pakistan and Iran will all then have the ammunition to force Apple to comply to create this specific code-breaking iOS for iPhones of suspect people in their countries too. If not those governments (and others) might ban the sale of the iPhone within their borders. One of the reasons why Research in Motion‘s Blackberry is a footnote in the rise of smartphones is that it had touted a super-strong encryption service for governments and other paranoid outfits that Apple and Android phones couldn’t provide. This gave RIM a monopoly in the government mobile phone provider service contracts. Unfortunately, RIM rested on that laurel and didn’t react quickly enough to consumers’s ardent desire to have the most friendly user-interface possible. So once Apple proved to the US government its iOS encryption rivaled (or surpassed) Blackberry’s and then it was accepted, the penultimate chapter to RIM/Blackberry was immediately written.

If Apple doesn’t have this competitive advantage, not only will governments give it the kiss of death when it comes to government contracts, but also consumers.  In addition, if the FBI gets Apple to roll over, it will have the legal precedent get to Google to make the same concessions with its Android OS. The wake of this revelation it’s no surprise that Facebook, Google, and WhatsApp plan to increase encryption for their users.

See many people in the US love that part of our ethos as a nation is to have the right to say, “fuck you” to The Man with impunity. This is why most people believe Apple should stick to its guns… plus it’s too soon since the Snowden Leak for Americans (and Germans) to feel comfortable giving up more privacy to the US Government.

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Polling Efficacy

Hilliary Clinton must be throwing bricks at her campaign staff today after losing Michigan, when the polling data said she had it in the bag. 

What does this mean about the validity of political polling in this election cycle unlike any imagined, save for in comic books, political satire, and science fiction tales. 

Clinton must call into question all of the polling data moving forward, and so should Donald Trump and the rest of the GOP assclowns.

To remove such a relied upon method of shaping own’s political message, spinning scandal, and gauging potential policies is going to cause of general reappraisal of how politics is carried out. 

Clarence Thomas’ Master Died?

Supreme Court Associate Justice Antonin Scalia

Supreme Court Associate Justice Antonin Scalia

Ever since his smarmy-ass was confirmed, I been counting down the days with Associate Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia would fucking die (or at least step the hell down). And finally that day has come. Appointed by the Great Satan himself, Ronald Reagan, Scalia has been sitting on the highest bench in America since 1986 – 30 fucking years of shitting down the throat of the progressive and liberal desires of the American people. All is some twisted belief, as an originalist and textualist, that he knew how to interpret the Constitution of the United States better than most. Nothing was more laughable, and nothing has been more depressing because this chump has been on the bench. Reagan had this fuck up on the court appeals prior to boosting his status… to the detriment of the nation of the past 30 years.

Democracy-crippling decisions like Citizens United are part of Scalia’s scurrilous legacy. Yet his most heinous crime was siding with the bastards that handing George W. Bush the 2000 election… Dubya Bush’s presidency will be recognized as the worst ever because he snookered the American public into believing there were Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq and instigating the invasion of Iraq… which effectively destroyed the state, gave rise to ISIS, burned what could in all likelihood be over $1 trillion dollars, cost far too many lives of the US soldiers, and the Iraqi and Syrian people.

Scalia’s most recent outburst of showing the pink of ass was claiming that black students should be in slower/lower track schools, because they can’t hang academically with their white (and other people of color) counterparts. Scalia was the prime opponent of any kind of affirmative action cases or laws that sought to give minorities a special classification (considering that Blacks, primarily, and other people of color have been historically and currently treated like shit you’d wipe off your shoe by people and institutions within the United States since slavery ended; slavery, itself, was a heinous crime that can’t be compensated for… but the country should never stop trying).

The current Senate Majority Leader, windbag with a turkey neck extraordinaire, Mitch McConnell from backwater state Tennessee, has boldly pronounced that President Barak Hussein Obama has no business attempting to fill Scalia’s vacant seat on the Supreme Court; that he’s trying to upset the presidential election coming in November. What about actually doing his presidential duty, Mitch? Ya fuck!

McConnell is invoking the informal Thurman Rule, in which it’s good manner for the president not to nominate a Supreme Court justice in the final six months of his term. There are at least four things wrong with this bitch-ass statement. 1) it’s the presidents right and duty PER THE FUCKING CONSTITUTION; and a Goddamn originalist and textualist like Scalia would no doubt say if it was Republican, right-wing assclown in the Oval Office that the Thurman Rule doesn’t apply as it stifles the known and sworn to uphold duties proscribed in the valued U.S. Constitution. 2) The Thurman Rule gets its name from a racist son of a bitch dead Senator Strom Thurman from South Carolina… that bastion of civil rights, that cauldron of bullshit when it comes to flying the Confederate flag on its state house until 2015!!! Over 150 years since that traitorous bastards in the Confederacy got their asses handed to them and had to suck Yankee dick. 3) Fuck, Mitch McConnell! He himself dismissed the Thurman Rule. Ultra-funny comedian/commentator John Oliver on his show Last Week Tonight showed video of McConnell.

And 4) these Bitch-ass Republicans have been doing everything they can to shutdown any and all actions taken by President Obama since he was sworn into office in January 2009.

The Presidential Election is going to reach new heights of reality show-inspired theater for the next nine months.

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Your Crib Ain’t Shit Anyway; The Anti-Ni99er Machine, Part 3 of a Series

Are you part of the 1%? Of course you’re not, otherwise why would you be reading this.

In America, wealth is generated by and large through real estate for the vast majority of working stiffs. It’s no secret that buying a house will be the biggest purchase one will ever make… Unless you’re a member of the 1%.

But owning a house isn’t nearly as important as where you own your crib. You own one in Dayton, OH or West Memphis, TN you might as well be throwing your money away because those metropolitan areas are where no one really wants to be. Hence the property ain’t really worth a good Goddamn.

A recent column in the NYTimes Op-Ed section detailed a study on housing discrimination against African-Americans is as pernicious as it has always been.

This perhaps is fucking news because our country is still quiet segregated… Primarily for ni99as though.

Asian immigrants get off the boats work hard and find a way to buy a house and it can pretty much be where the fuck they want it to be.

Not so for ni99as… Who have been hear for 400 years.

Ni99as may not be denied loans anymore, but they are saddled with shitty loans with higher interest rates and quicker punishing penalties for slipping on a payment. At first you might say, “Ni99a should have missed a payment.” And while this is true, consider that the ANM discounts Black wages by about 30% (aka The Ni99er Factor [1]), so the same $350,000 house that a white family with the same jobs can afford, the ni99a family not only has less money to spend on anything and everything, the ni99a’s loan payments are higher because of the shitty mortgage they have.

That’s the money the ni99a should be investing, but that discrepancy is a foot on the neck of said ni99a, and that ain’t cool.

Consider this, too, public schools are paid for by real estate taxes… Which are based on property values. As Dark Town has higher rates of foreclosure – which brings down the property value of ALL houses in the neighborhood, what do you think happens to the revenue that would go to funding the public school system?

It get slashed!!!

So education in the ni99a neighborhood can’t be competitive for teachers or for curriculum. Thus, undereducating the nigga youth (aka the children of our future).

And now you see another example of the Anti-Ni99er Machine operating full tilt.

The Problem with Keeping It Real, Part 1 of a series

What are those heels doing to that hood’s paint job?

And was that bag a necessary purchase or a bonus gift for buying the car? And what other race/ethnicity is actually sporting it?

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Why the GOP are some Bitches – Part 14

Let it be said, they are all some lying bitches with no shame.

Danger ahead... no matter who gets the nomination....

Danger ahead… no matter who gets the nomination….

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What Whites Don’t Get About Whiteness in America

Many people of color are constantly trying to get white people to empathize with what it means to be on the wrong side of the White Supremacy power structure (and by that I don’t mean KKK or neo-Nazi types).

White people weren’t lynched for the fun of it or for reasons as irrational as a Black man happened to look too long at a White woman or didn’t get out of the way fast enough when White people walked by or didn’t sell their land as chicken shit prices.

Look at the post-lynching photo below.

Look at the cross-section of whites in attendance, and look at the expressions on their faces. Some people are smiling; smiling for the camera when (or rather because) two ni99ers are dead.

There are some youth at the scene, too!

Black people never committed this kind of community-rejoicing violence against whites -/ with the underlying reasoning behind being, “well, it’s a ni99er.” White people of the era didn’t treat dogs this bad. And while that “era” is gone, it’s vey difficult to erase this communal mindset and way of perceiving Black — that we can string the up like dogs. And the fear that lynching instilled in Black people all across the nation extended far beyond the end of Jim Crow (that’s part of Trickle Down Slave Theory).

As far as I know, cities and townships and parishes not once broke off the relatives of Negroes who were lynched compensation for the lose of life and the pain & suffering the family experienced. Have any of these lynching zones even expressed apologies to the families and descendants?

Excluded Because Of Race

The true bold face of White Privelege is put on full display by these mid-century marketing tools.

In don’t know of any “No Whites Allowed” signs, and one were put up during the heyday of this bullshit, Whites would roll up into those places and kick some ass for even thinking they could prevent Whites from taking what they damn well please.

By and large White people don’t identify with any kind of ethnic group, so asking them to do so is pretty much incongruent with their thought patterns

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Praise Be CITIZENS UNITED… Why The GOP are some Bitches (Continuing the Series)

Today the presidential candidates reported how much money they’ve raised, but more importantly how much money their Super-PACs have raised.

Jeb Bush’s $103 million raised by his Super-PAC is squarely a result of the Citizens United Supreme Court case.

Former Florida Governor Jeb Bush speaks during the Wall Street Journal CEO Council in Washington, DC, December 1, 2014. JIM WATSON/AFP/Getty Images)

Former Florida Governor Jeb Bush speaks during the Wall Street Journal CEO Council in Washington, DC, December 1, 2014. JIM WATSON/AFP/Getty Images)

NPR indicated that Bush’s war chest is greater that the entire field, at this same point in time, of the 2012 election campaign. This clearly indicates that GOP donors see Jeb as the frontrunner to rally against Hillary Clinton. I find it funny that Bush claims he hasn’t been anointed — actions speak louder than words, right?!?!

What I find most interesting is that Bernie Sanders is a man of his word and he’s not enlisting a SuperPAC or taking any money from these plutocrats. NPR was estimating that, due to Citizens United, certain donors will be writing million dollar checks ($10m was what they said, but that seems outrageous to me… but I’ll happily be wrong on this one, and be crying about it, because our “democracy” is for shit because of this).










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Why The GOP are some BITCHES – Part 13

iran_nuclear_talks_mgnThe United States and several other nations are negotiated with The Islamic Republic of Iran to limit or put an end to Iran’s path to obtaining a nuclear weapon. President Barack Obama — as HEAD OF STATE — has been negotiating for the US (using Secretary of State John Kerry as his proxy). However, 47 GOP Congressmen led by freshman Senator Tom Cotton of Arkansas have independently issued a letter to Iran stating that the deal might only stand for as long as Obama is in office (i.e. less 2 years!)… if the GOP don’t like it!

Since the founding of the United States Congress has never so blatantly and openly undermined the President in foreign affairs! The problem with Tommy Boy Cotton is that he, to quote Jennifer Steinhauer of the NYTimes, “Mr. Cotton personifies a wave of Republican newcomers to the Senate who back a hawkish, interventionist foreign policy.” It’s like these fuq-tards want to seriously be able to threaten ANOTHER ground war in Central Asia.

The House of Representatives already showed the pink of their asses by inviting Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to address both houses of congress as snub of Obama and the entire diplomacy process. All Bibi did was froth at the mouth, he knows damn well that if Israel’s borders are breached by troops or fighter planes or missiles, they’re launching their own nukes.iran-nuclear-deal-netanyahu-cartoon

But you wanna know why they feel they can act this way? Because most of them were born and breed in an era when advertising such as this Maxwell House coffee ad which depicted African-Americans as subhuman mutts whose only desire was to serve white people.

See, when you’re a kid and you see Black people portrayed in such a way, you can’t really get that washed out of your system. And this is where the continued disrespect of Obama originates. Black men were viewed as subhuman servants who can’t even talk correct English, whose role is to serve, not lead (and especially not lead the Nation or the “Free World”).

BlackFace Maxwell HouseOkay, so you might say, “wait a minute, Senator Cotton wasn’t born in the 50s!” You’re quite right, but the long-term members of the GOP from both house of Congress were, and they’ve established an “let’s undermine Blackie McBlackman” the second he took the oath of office.

And now, here we are six years into the Obama Administration, and there’s been a chronic and unprecedented levels of fuck the highest office in the land ’cause a ni99er holds it that even chump-ass young guys like Senator Tommy Boy Cotton finds it to be almost a natural reflex to shit on Obama. Also, Tommy Boy Cotton is from Arkansas, which is a former Confederate state where you know all people of power are dyed-in-the-wool components of the Anti-Ni99er Machine.

The sad thing about the GOP is, if Hilary Clinton runs for President and wins, then they’re going to be shitting down her throat, too. But in a different way, the way all them fucks is used to being cuttingly dismissive toward women.

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